I wasÂ surprisedÂ to come acrossÂ a videoÂ being passed round the office depicting me as an overbearing, know it all manager.Â Whilst it may be true I have feelings too and amÂ reconsidering a suitable punishment, be warned all you monkeys in the office.
For all the code monkeys in the office:
Code Monkey get up get coffee
Code Monkey go to job
Code Monkey have boring meeting
With boring manager Rob
Rob say Code Monkey very diligent
But his output stink
His code not â€œfunctionalâ€ or â€œelegantâ€
What do Code Monkey think?
Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write god damned login page himself
Code Monkey not say it out loud
Code Monkey not crazy, just proud